Four weddings and a funeral minus three weddings and a funeral equals one wedding. For the equation to be more beautiful, there should maybe be a couple of parentheses, especially if one intends to start multiplying and dividing later, but from a verbal point of view it looks better without, so let’s forget about them shall we. So, what about the wedding then? I’m getting married. My love and I got engaged last November and the wedding will take place in September this year.
I already feel the need to rant about the arrangements, but since I don’t want to kill my immediate surroundings with a never-ending flood of pink blahblah, I have decided to vent here once in a while. Fragments will not, I repeat not, join all the awful wedding blogs that are suffocating corners of the cyberspace with their similar complaints about the horrors of not finding just the perfect dress even after trying the hundredth one on in the thirtieth shop and oh-my-god-I’ve-reached-the-end-of-the-line-what-shall-I-do-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-I-can’t-get-married-I-just-caaaan’t… That’s the reality of some brides, believe it or not! Actually it is rather interesting out of a purely academic view – I wonder whether the bridezillas and their kind have already been the target of sociological research?
I might be forced to join the population of brides under investigation, but hopefully I never end up being one of the lucky sample bridezillas. So far things are looking fairly good, my groom is happy about giving input and voicing opinions – in fact he would be annoyed if I made all the decisions myself since it is supposed to be our day, not just mine – and the most important things have already been covered, but more about that later. I hope the months up until the wedding day will be as blissful as they have been so far, but one never knows what kind of a silly crisis one might end up in, because there certainly are many things that can go wrong, at least if one is to believe in articles such as “How to make the Life-Saving Wedding Day Emergency Kit”. You would not believe the things in a Kit like that! God forbid…
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